In case you missed the first one, “move in with me babe” is just what it sounds. This is the second email, too priceless not to share. Keep in mind, I never met this person; only exchanged a couple emails, both of which were like this. Unedited for your viewing enjoyment! This is for you, Manda!
Aww you called me babe!😀
I thought i had left my name behind before. It’s _____, you can call me Bry.
Would you really come live with me. I think I’d get you to, like no joke. And haha you can bring your cats.
You are right. Like attracts like. I hope that you can at least come by for a weekend sometime soon just to stay with me for a weekend. So we can finally meet.
I’m like you, a helpless romantic. I tend to fall in love fast. But i’m selective about it. I honestly don’t think i’ve ever been with someone similar to me. that’s why i am so attracted to you. I really do hope you text and call me soon 555-555-4555
maybe we can shoot for next weekend when you come up. swing by on a Friday or Saturday and leave Sunday or Monday.
haha it’s nuts but we have nothing to lose. I wouldn’t ever invite someone to stay with me. But you’re just not anyone. You’re amazing. Not only am i extremely attracted to you. But i love who you are, the way you talk, artciluate things, your brain, your heart, your smile.
I’ve been debating whether I should let myself really like you coz you are not around. and I realized that i’m just gonna go for it. I’d probably leave anyone just to be with you. if that sounds insane then it’s probably coz love is…………like crazy.
There is literally space for you here. haha you should after coming to see me and pretty much thinking i’m awesome😛 come back again to stay…………..for good. and it’s coz i’m ready to live with a girl. you make me really giddy.
it’s a kind of excitement that comes from thinking that you have a special bond with someone. I feel that already with you. I don’t write anyone like this or talk to anyone like this.
ugh. you’re killing me. I Wish u were here. I wanna go to sleep next to you every night, and wake up next to you every morning and give you kisses and always love and support you and push each other to do great. I want something lasting and something forever, as long as we get a dog somewhere among the cats I’ll adopt from you.
I’ve never met someone online that I’ve had such a deep deep feeling for. It’s almost scary but i’ve let myself go. I can’t turn back haha.
We have so much to get done. I will focus my energy on making sure you come, and you come soon. and there after, that you stay for good.
I’m sorry that you haven’t had a good history in the past being a helpless romantic and all. It;s coz not everyone gets us. I think the reason I’m dyin to be with you is coz………….YOU love the way that I love. And that’s the passion I’ve always wanted.
The very first time I see you, which i hope is sooner than later, I won’t hold back and just give you a giant kiss and hug and lift you up.
idk how to describe this Victoria. I almost feel like we are already together and these are almost letters I’m writing you. Like I’m off at war or something and i write you to tell you how much I love you and how much I miss you. It’s kinda crazy.
but it’s a great crazy. It’s a crazy It think you understand coz you are that way too.
I hope to hear from you soon. I’m dying toi hear your voice and wanting to embracing it and embrace you in the process.
seriously think about it. And i hope that we work something out so that you may come see me soon.
with the warmest love imaginable
your future husband
I responded, basically telling him – kindly, gently – that he seemed crazy, and that if we were to date, we would have to take it slow. I also told him that he made me uncomfortable. Then all he could talk to me about was the weather. The end.